WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE UMBURGH STRIKERS ALMOST WENT ALL THE WAY
Knowing you, probably sunny-side-down between the gutter and some dive you're embarrassed to be seen at. Who am I kidding? The bar's embarrassed to be seen with YOU! Especially in those clothes. When you're done getting your clock cleaned for the fourth time this week, maybe you bums will show a little hometown pride and actually WEAR the gear of the nation's only four-time world series champions??... If you're not counting the unfortunate incident in the 11th inning in '36. WHICH WE DON'T!
