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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT WHEN I'M PREPARING TO CHOW DOWN ON 8 JUICY LAYERS OF PRIME CUTS FROM THE DEEPEST REACHES OF HELL, I LIKE TO LOOK THE PART

Apron pre-orders have arrived and are starting to ship! (Updated 10/2/26)

Before you ask the stock image apron model (Steve) does not come with it